Minnow Paws

Ahem…hey, all y,all fair and tender ladies.  Ah’ve got this friend and she’s having a few troubles, and she ast me to post this here note.  She says she’s goin’ through a phase common to women-folk and she needs to know a few things about what’s going on and what to ‘spect and how long and what to do about this here mess. In recent days, she’s as nervous and wretched as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs. So I know y,all sweet ladies know what ah mean an what ah need to know, so go for it.  But keep it down… Okay?  My friend needs some hep quick!