I’ve been having a few mysterious health problems, and have had some blood work and other studies lately. I also have a phone service that transcribes my voice mail and sends it to my email. The transcription service is not the best, but it gives me a good laugh when I need it most. Here’s one of the messages from a doctor’s office that came to me a couple of days ago:
“Hello, this is Dr. Bishop’s office. If you could please call me back well I can just leave you a message. Your vitamin D level is very low, normal, but he does want you to start on some vitamin D and beach whales. Okay according to your hormone levels you are in the park. Or I could kill you. Actually, your vitamin D you need to take 2000 units every day and you can buy that over the counter. I’m gonna call you and that to see.”
Wow, he’s gonna start me on some vitamin D and beach whales- sounds a bit too heavy on the medication! Or they could kill me…that might be the cheapest solution.
Now, here’s a message from another doctor:
“Hello this message is from Dr. Johnson’s office I got your message about wanting your ultrasound results and the doctor has reviewed them and signed off on him and he says there is a small TV down on the ride. I thought your call butter’s okay and if you have any more questions give us a call.”
So I have a small TV down on the ride…that actually sounds rather serious, and I want surgery immediately. But my call butter is okay- whew, that’s a relief!
Anyway, you get the idea. I had to call the actual voice mail to decode the messages.
All joking aside, please pray for me and my health, and I will continue to post as much as I can. I hope all of you out there are well.
Peace & Grace, Olive
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Laughter is excellent medicine, so your sense of humor will serve you well. And I pray for the Lord’s powerful presence in your life and for your complete healing. Blessings, Judy
Thank you so much for your kind words. Peace be with you.
You have a great sense of humor. I hope everything turns out ok and you are feeling better soon.
Love and Light to you
Thank you so much…I really appreciate it!
Sorry I’m late in reading this dear sister. I will immediately add this concern to our prayer list. On a lighter note… find a new doctor, or at least a new answering service… my goodness. 🙂 p.s. ~ please don’t try to swallow the beached whale!
Thank you so much for adding me to your prayer list…I certainly need it right now. You are a blessing!
Wow. How do you swallow a beach whale? I just saw this, and will pray for you.
Thank you so much for your thoughts and prayers…