I’ve been having a few mysterious health problems, and have had some blood work and other studies lately. I also have a phone service that transcribes my voice mail and sends it to my email. The transcription service is not the best, but it gives me a good laugh when I need it most. Here’s one of the messages from a doctor’s office that came to me a couple of days ago:
“Hello, this is Dr. Bishop’s office. If you could please call me back well I can just leave you a message. Your vitamin D level is very low, normal, but he does want you to start on some vitamin D and beach whales. Okay according to your hormone levels you are in the park. Or I could kill you. Actually, your vitamin D you need to take 2000 units every day and you can buy that over the counter. I’m gonna call you and that to see.”
Wow, he’s gonna start me on some vitamin D and beach whales- sounds a bit too heavy on the medication! Or they could kill me…that might be the cheapest solution.
Now, here’s a message from another doctor:
“Hello this message is from Dr. Johnson’s office I got your message about wanting your ultrasound results and the doctor has reviewed them and signed off on him and he says there is a small TV down on the ride. I thought your call butter’s okay and if you have any more questions give us a call.”
So I have a small TV down on the ride…that actually sounds rather serious, and I want surgery immediately. But my call butter is okay- whew, that’s a relief!
Anyway, you get the idea. I had to call the actual voice mail to decode the messages.
All joking aside, please pray for me and my health, and I will continue to post as much as I can. I hope all of you out there are well.
Peace & Grace, Olive
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Drifting into the Divine ~♥~ 